Just when you think Scott Steiner can't surprise you any more.

It's 2009.

I repeat: it's 2009.
January 26, 2009.

Shenanigans lead to the main event mafia taking over as staff for an episode of TNA.
Who, among that faction, is picked to be ring announcer?

Who better?

Scott Steiner is known to treat the english language with the reckless abandon of a belly-to-belly suplex, but his underrated wit, unwavering self-confidence and intimidating presence make every word he says worth listening. He's left us some pearls over the years and his brief stint as ring announcer is a gold mine. Highlights can be found in a y*utbube video by the name of "Scott Steiner is the worlds greatest ring announcer". Skip to 02:37 on that video to see somethng completely different. Beyond any and all expectations. Something absolutely surreal which has, incredibly, flown under the radar all these years.

And I quote:

"HIS OPPONENT, REPRESENTING THE TNA FRONTLINE... FROM THAT SUCK-HOLE COUNTRY THAT YOU CALL 'CANADA'"

[pause]

"I WANNA SAY SOMETHING TO BARACK OBAMA RIGHT NOW:
STOP BUILDING THE WALL TO KEEP THE MEXICANS OUT,
BUILD A WALL TO KEEP THOSE A*SHOLES FROM CANADA FROM GETTING IN!"


...What?



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